How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
What did God say when he created Adam? I can do better than this.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.
Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush bolders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari apperared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you.
