Woah woah buddy. Doesn't the name "hotDOG" insinuate an unsolicited animal association? As a vegan that won't even eat figs I find that highly offensive. That and hotdogs offend me because they're an overtly phallic and therefore oppressive and patriarchal object that are forced down our throats. ***
Think on your sins...
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