franchises available, page-13

For anyone interested in taking up this offer, I will be looking at taking on the groups of debt and "securitising" it into CDO's (Current Drawing Orders).

These will then be sold onto Hedge Funds (who are bullish on pencils at the moment) although is some risk of them being shorted (by Bernake "the sharpener").

(Disclosure, I will be paid five hundred million dollars over the next 8 years for my part in securitising this pencil debt)