You may have seen this one before. However, it is too good not to forward this again.
Don't care who you are, this is funny...
FREE KITTENS
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the footpath in front of her home.
Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS .
Suddenly a line of big white cars pulled up beside her.
Out of the lead car stepped Anthony Albanese .
"Hi there little girl, I'm Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.
What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
"Kittens," little Suzy said.
"How old are they?" asked Albanese.
Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"Labor supporters," answered Suzy with a smile. (For USA friends Democrats)
Albanese was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two of them agreed that the Prime Minister should return the next day;
And in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up,
This time followed by vans from ABC, SBS, Sky News, Channel 7, Channel 9 and Channel 10.
Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Albanese got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.
"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Liberal/National supporters." ( For the USA Republicans)
Taken by surprise, the Prime Minister stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were LABOR SUPPORTERS."(Democrats)
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know.
But today, they have their eyes open."
