OK - you asked for it. This from a translation program found on google; as I said, the translation stuff-up is as funny as the joke!
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Subject: judicious councils For a successful professional life contemplate these 3 lessons Communication - Procedures - Hierarchy 1°) Communication: A man enters the shower at the precise time or his wife in fate, when the ringing resounds with the door of their house. The woman is rolled up in a hand towel, descends the staircases while running and will open the door of entry: It is Laurent, the neighbor of stage. Before it could not say a word, it launches to him: “I give you 800EUR immediately if you leashes to fall the towel which covers you”. She thinks of any speed and decides to let choir the towel. It admires it with leisure, then 800 EUR. tend to him A little flabbergasted, but content with the small fortune which it has been just made in a wink, it goes up in the bathroom. Her husband, still under the shower, asks him “It was which?” “It was Laurent” “Super, it returned 800 EURO to you that it owed me?” Morals n°1: If you work in team, quickly information concerning the common files, you share will avoid thus many unpleasant misunderstandings
