Freo Suck, page-190

Are you actually defining SUCCESS as being on top of the ladder? My apologies. Forget the fact you're the only club excluding the two new ones to never win a premiership! Forget the fact you've spent as reported by your club last week over a $1,000,000,000 since your establishment in the AFL to achieve NOTHING. Stop the PRESS! Fremantle are the most successful club in the AFL! STOP THE FINAL SERIES! Fremantle are on TOP!

I'm sorry Port Adelaide are on the drugs? You're one of three clubs to have suspended players for taking banned substances to CHEAT. I'm sorry but lets face facts! Your club have guilty drug cheats, and have never won a premiership despite being in multiple final series, no-one chokes better than Fremantle Chokers! FACT! Although don't let the facts get in your way of bragging about the most successful club to never win a thing!