I gave her a call airbags. She said most of the arguing is...

I gave her a call airbags. She said most of the arguing is because you want her to make banana cakes all the time and she wants you to shave your eyebrows. She said something about telling you not to buy that car with the takata airbags and that you have trouble spelling China and pronouncing cheese.

She also mentioned that you keep referring to someone named ‘old smiley face’ and something about him saying the Chinois are “intent on completing agreements if trade tensions abate before Magnolia is fully sold out”!!

I think she’s lovely, she sent me this photo of herself and asked me not to tell you, but you know me, it’s all about transparency!!!!