"It's not over until it's over" - Idioms by The Free Dictionary
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.
He's about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule.
He's about as confused as a fart in a fan factory.
- He doesn't know whether to check his ass or scratch his watch.
- He couldn't find his ass with both hands in his back pockets.
- He's about as useless as a screen door on a submarine / a trapdoor on a canoe.
- That makes about as much sense as tits on a bull.
- Quit goin' around your ass to get to your elbow.
- If that boy had an idea, it would die of loneliness.
- The porch light's on, but no one's home.
- He's only got one oar in the water.
- If brains were leather, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug.
- He's so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
- He hasn't got the sense God gave a goose.
- When the Lord was handin' out brains, that fool thought God said trains, and he passed 'cause he don't like to travel.
- His brain rattles around like a BB in a boxcar.
- There's a tree stump in a Louisiana swamp with a higher IQ.
- So dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
- He don't know shit from shinola.
- If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
- If you can't run with the big dogs, stay under the porch.
- Why so sad? Did Chevrolet stop makin’ trucks?
- Deep in the South where sushi is still called bait.
- That sticks in your throat like a hair in a biscuit.
- You’re so fulla shit your eyes are brown.
- He was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a roomful of rocking chairs.
- He couldn't carry a tune if he had a bucket with a lid on it.
He ( GV ) is so rich he buys a new boat when he gets the other one wet.
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