Fresh From The Cupboard, page-74

Well now Mr Hamster, I'm glad you weren't referring to anyone in particular when you mentioned Gerbils. From your post's which were removed by the 'moderator' we can see that you have come from a very wealthy family of Hamsters and as such we hope you bring with you a dignified and refined approach to your posts when visiting the cupboard where words such as 'Piss' and 'Gerbils' are referred to as healthy bodily functions and cute little animals with a specific and useful role in our evolution, much like Hamsters. I must say how pleasurable it is communicating with you in such a positive manner and I'm sure the 'ever watchful monitor' will approve of our newly formed appreciation and conflict resolution skills. You may ask for me when attending the cupboard and I will have a special brew of our finest gold tops prepared in a special blend of Mocha Kenya style coffee for your enjoyment. I must however ask you to desist from further comments of an ill mannered nature towards myself and other cupboard board members such as Harvey when visiting our cupboard as we do not receive remuneration or incentive rights as part of our duties. We all look forward to what will no doubt be an interesting association, MB