Two lads, good mates but competitive went fishing/camping/bonding [the last bit is for the SNAGS out there] for the weekend. After doing a bit of fishing and cooking their bream they settle into demolishing a slab of XXXX. Some time later the first gets up and wanders down to the creek edge for a leak. Comes back and remarks to his mate that the water's cold. After another stubby later his mate wanders down for a slash. "Yea! He says, and deep too!"
