A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. >> Although his English was far from perfect, they got along well until >> one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could >> arrange a divorce for him. >> The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the >> circumstances, and asked the following questions: >> >> >> Have you any grounds? >> Yes, acre and half with nice home. >> No, I mean what is the foundation? >> It made of concrete. >> I don't think you understand. >> Do either of you have a real grudge? >> No, we have carport. >> I mean. What are your relations like? >> All my relations in Poland . >> Is there any infidelity in your marriage? >> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. >> Does your wife beat you up? >> No, I always up before her. >> Is your wife a nagger ? >> No, she white. >> Why do you want this divorce? >> She going to kill me. >> What makes you think that? >> I got proof. >> What kind of proof? >> She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at Drugstore and put on >> shelf in bathroom. I can read. >> It says: >> >> >> Polish Remover. >>
