(if just a little bit of pretentious flair) The place is a...

(if just a little bit of pretentious flair)
The place is a circus in a city, yep city.
Anywhere where it takes you 45 minutes to do 5 clicks is. Ha, wait when they get traffic lights and they will shortly.
Gather your driving, get the hell out of there and drive south for an hour.
The last frontier on the northern NSW coast, just stumble over Yamba turn left minimal towns nestled amongst National parks, good luck finding a coffee shop.