DJPT -606
Lawyer : (To wealthy art collector tycoon.) "I have some good news and I have some bad news”.
Tycoon : "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.
Lawyer : “Your wife invested $15,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $12 million”.
Tycoon : “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day. Now what’s the bad news
Lawyer : “The pictures are of you shagging your secretary”.
