Lol,But a little closer to home, we have:Footlong 12” or 12...

Lol,

But a little closer to home, we have:

Footlong 12” or 12 cents

Iceman measuring in a 14” (similar to one of those long iceblocks) = 14 cents

And of course there is SirKnight with his yard stick – which takes us closer to $1.

Just be careful of Yellowman. A jaundice infection might take us back to 2”