This is Miss Laurelle Gomez (Bachelor of Education, University of Trinidad and Tobago, with attached Diploma of Education Second Class for the Primary School, ages 14 to 22)
I wish to remind everyone that I said this Molpoo price will be $3.17 next June, as I just heard the news that they are going to start to get the gas from South Africa. It will be very good for everyone in Africa, because then they will be able to light more lights, and it will not be Darkest Africa anymore. "Not so dark Africa" sounds very nice to me and the children will love it in class when I throw some light on Africa for their enlightenment..
I can hardly wait to be having the exotic date with the TradingMatrixMan that is the first prize in the competition. He sounds like a very nice sort of gentleman, just like they used to be when I was young. I hope that he wears a striped Zoot suit and has his hair all Brylcreemed back, with a centre parting. A little neat black moustach would be very nice, and it would be tops if he had a silver walking stick.
Ooh, I am going to be the luckiest lady in all of Trenchtown with this suave hulk escorting me. I do not know why the Cortis mamma and the Tangrams mamma and the Noellene mamma are all saying such nasty things about him, but I will promise to make it all up to him when I win the price....he will find out what an old Jamaican lady can do. Will he be sent here by plane or how is he coming? I hope he does not come too quickly without telling me.
I will go off now to my bingo, and as I go, I remind my fresh little Molpoo puppy TradingMatrixMan that the good times are not too far away.
Miss Laurelle Gomez
PS Mamma Mrs Holymagiman has crashed her motoguzzi again, but please don't let him know that I told you all.
MPO Price at posting:
0.0¢ Sentiment: Buy Disclosure: Held
