Fungus Feces, page-221

Flogger of fungus feces Dan Murphy's is undertaking to replace Lawrencia Cycles (established 1938) as occupant of the premises at 756 Glenferrie Road (corner of Liddiard St) Hawthorn, presumably to cater to the poor students accomodated on the east side of Glenferrie Road (mostly attending Swinburne Uni) and wealthy households on the west side of Glenferrie Road.

So its seems state and local governments are once again demonstrating that they are quite happy if not willing to profit from poisoning and otherwise increasing the risk of harming (through drink-driving) the population with fungus feces rather than help improve the health of the population through beneficial physical exercise and zero-carbon emission activities of cycling.

If only Lawrencia had sold the kind of bicycles (like the old bread or butcher bikes) that would enable cyclist to carry copious quantities of fungus feces.