So when the Biblical author wrote that Noah's ark became stranded atop the highest mountain or world pole, did he ever not think that others would view the ark stuck atop a mountain as art imitating a mushroom.
When the waters had subsided, Noah is said to have planted some grape vines so that he could make some wine. While the Bible does not say that Noah had moved away from the ark or the mountain supporting the ark, one can only presume he planted his vines near the ark, where all of his tools and equipment would have been stored, but which would have lain well above the tree-line, indeed plant-line. So one must wonder how the vines came to fruition at such an altitude.
In the story of Noah's ark, there is no mention of any fungi having been brought on board the ark. Are we to presume that all of the fungi that cleaned the world of its deceased plant and animal matter, and which defecates the alcohol in wines, beers and other fermented products, came out of the ark. Where else could Noah have got the fungi to make his wine - if not from a vine cutting or grape seed stored on board the ark.
Where did Noah learn how to make wine - from his grandfather Methuselah, named after Metho (alcohol) rather than Meth (drug).
The bible says Noah's name means comfort - from which presumably the American liqueur Southern Comfort (SoCo wtf?) borrowed part of its name.
Forthcoming: Why Jesus was given a vinegar-soaked sponge while on the cross?
