funny poems

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    mary had a little lamb
    her father shot it dead
    and now it goes to school with her
    between two chunks of bread

    jack & jill went up the hill
    to fetch a pail of water
    don't know what they did up there
    but they came back with a daughter

    humpty was pushed - it's a conspiracy theory

    Pardon me for being rude
    It was not me, it was my food
    It got so lonely down below
    It just came up to say

    Hello

    Mary had a little lamb
    she kept it in the closet
    and every time she let it out
    it left a small deposit

    Little Boy Blue come blow your horn,
    The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn
    Where's the little boy who looks after the sheep?
    He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep!!

    Little Miss Muffet
    Sat on her Tuffet
    Her knickers were tattered and torn
    It was not from the spider
    Who sat there beside her
    But Little Boy Blue with his Horn
 
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