mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
and now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread
jack & jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
don't know what they did up there
but they came back with a daughter
humpty was pushed - it's a conspiracy theory
Pardon me for being rude
It was not me, it was my food
It got so lonely down below
It just came up to say
Hello
Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in the closet
and every time she let it out
it left a small deposit
Little Boy Blue come blow your horn,
The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn
Where's the little boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep!!
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her Tuffet
Her knickers were tattered and torn
It was not from the spider
Who sat there beside her
But Little Boy Blue with his Horn
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