An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed;
"Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver so you will always remember me."
The grandson smiles weakly and replies; "But grandpa, I really doan a lika guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?"
Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; "Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybea a couple of bambinos."
After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; "Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then ... pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"
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