Future decisions thru broad settlements, page-29

English translation :

In my opinion, if this deal went through, the town of Narsaq and the surrounding farms would be made unliveable on the fluorine pollution alone. It's time LVB for you to come back to earth. This company has major problems and is exceptionally unpopular in Greenland. It's really time for the problems to be fixed rather than made worse.

Of course, if the above was written by your alter ego PokemonGo it would have finished with a maniacal "hahaha" which I would have tranlated to "ha ha ha" or alternatively "hah hah hah."

P.S. I was thinking that we haven't heard from any of your other personalities for a while. Perhaps bring back Dull or Alexandria. They're tediously repetitious but as at least they don't come across as someone with a Ten Gallon Hat on a one pint head.