After being stranded on a desert island with no news for months on end a brave crew of loyal Norwidians set out a journey across the sea in search of the illusive lady of revenue.
Holla, Brentv, Disco, Discerning, Ozgem,Wildman, bigfatbudgie ,the rooster formally known as Andy, Fitza, Wildman, Fitza, Baracuda and a strange German Chap called Iwooneze boarded the ship. Iwooneze seems very enthusiastic. Not sure what the attraction to the NORship is for him but the German’s just seem to go batshit crazy for any plan regarding world domination. He keeps asking for the day’s ledger and a tub of vasoline.
The ship went up and down and tossed widely in the sea and appeared many times to be reaching the point of no return. Captain Coco had seen enough and decided to bail into a small lifeboat have the size of the ship. He fell in love with ship years ago and could only watch in horror as it plummeted to the sea so he was determined not to repeat it. Unfortunate timing as the skies cleared soon after but there will be plenty more storms yet as the Norship is running low on food stocks and supplies for the men.
Holla managed to escape the mental asylum as he noticed the window frames were not bolted on correctly and were easy work for his 18 volt Makita. He still see’s bots but only on the way down.
Actually it turns out bots have been buying Norwood shares at a great rate. They have correctly predicted with a 98.767% confidence that by the time NOR actually manages to get an android product to market they will have become self-aware and world wi-fi is far cheaper and convenient way for our new masters to send dirty snapchats to a cyberlove half way around the world.
Exciting times back at NOR HQ. After all the bullying from Bomah about the sailing sponsorship and in light of their new financial situation PO decided to scale down the NOR spending budget and sponsor a school fate at a local Perth primary school. Right after the egg and spoon race came the science fair. NOR was able to get 3rd prize for its phone app “World phone “
Unfortunately, the market in WA for science fairs is hot. 2nd prize went to a bigger shovel and 1st prize went to little Jimmy who wrote a phone app that calculates how far you need to drive to relocate to an eastern state. There was some debate between the shovel and world phone for 3rd prize but given little Sam could demonstrate his larger energy efficient shovel in real time and NOR’s entry was still in beta phase the prize went to Sam. Mr smith felt bad for PO after all the work they put it and tried to award them a credit. NOR kept loosing it.
The sad saga of PO’s romance still plays out. He is making some progress with his new south east asian girlfriend but there is talk that she may have been seeing somebody else on the side. Turns out she wanted more than talk and also liked to send messages. Then there was that awkward moment where just when things were about to get intimate PO noticed she was packing a larger bulge than should have been present. He took one for the team knowing that his shareholders deserve the break. It really upsets him to read that sacrifices are not always appreciated and to see people take cheap shots on internet forums. PO is a little embarrassed as he had already sent out the engagement notifications and people are growing inpatient for the more public copulation.
Brentv was relieved to see the SP heading North again and felt relaxed enough to give up his job changing loved in sheets on the weekend. He still has some reservations that his investment strategy has now moved from a well-balanced diversified portfolio to “ Hold my beer, I got a hunch this all going to work out real well “ . He still is yet to inform his wife of there 50% capital loss but is hoping that the small recent spike in App annie world phone downloads from the people's republic of north korea, and Zimbabwe means huge OTT contracts are a shoe in.
All we can do is wait……
Tune in next week for game of NORN’s.
NOR Price at posting:
4.5¢ Sentiment: Buy Disclosure: Held
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