Game of NORN’s season 2 episode 5

Game of NORN’s season 2 episode 5

Wed the 15^th 10am.

Roll up, roll up the circus is in town. The children gathered nervously around the stage as the old rickety curtain slowly parted. “ This is going to be great “ Brentv whispered to discerning who had not been as excited since that night with one of Billy’s sheep.

Holla, Brentv, Disco, Discerning, Ozgem,Wildman, bigfatbudgie ,the rooster formally known as Andy, Fitza, Wildman, Fitza, Baracuda, Vanzant, Jojo and a sir noozelot became to clap as clowns warmed up the crowd and stage.

PO appeared and was dressed smartly in a top hot and a dark 3 piece suit. The drum roll hit and the crowd fell quite. PO’s arm disappeared for a few minutes in the upside down hat. To the crowd’s horror he pulled out a small dead hamster instead of a large fat rabbit. Little Unlucky became to cry and hat to be comforted by Gyro who was also feeling the shock.

Each reacted differently. Holla was very glad he went for the premium sound insulating bats in his renovation as it helps muffle the sound of the “colorful discussions “being hurled across the fence by his new neighbors. Despite his shock Holla is faithful and he held the door tight against the zombie day traders and vultures circling as the SP hovered around 3.6 cents shouting Holla, Holla, Holla. His heavy trucks also helped keep the door firmly closed.

Billy spat his dummy and sold out again which could be about the only positive news of the day. If Billy sells NOR it’s about as good of a buy sign you can get based on previous experiences so get in now kiddies.

Brentv was beginning to regret the cash advance from his credit card at 4.9 the previous week but he suspects he will not the only one borrowing money from uncle visa over the next week given the very generous CR terms. In fact Visa may now find itself unknowingly in top 20 NOR shareholders register at least for a few days.

Nooze decided to pull out and walk away from the circus. Turns out that pulling out is all the rage in the EU at the moment. All the cool kids are doing it and going there on way. Soon it will just be Greece left.

The show must go on and at the end of the set PO passed around a large hat to the crowd anxious to get funding for a 2^nd attempt at the rabbit trick next quarter. Punters were skeptical but he promised to give them the option of a free rabbit if they threw in. Enough of the crowd quickly forgot about the little Jerry’s small dead hamster as they whispered to themselves “ Free rabbits for up to 2 years ? where do I sign up “ . Here have some money.

Back at NOR HQ things had got a little bumpy a few days before the show. Shane had got is Nephew Jerry in for works experience at NOR so he see how a young and up and coming tech company functioned . Jerry had developed a bad habit of eating lead based paint chips as young child which lead to his support of the freemantle Dockers as well as a poor memory.

This turned out to be larger problem than anticipated as when PO asked Jerry to go to the rabbit pen and get the large carrot which was needed for a sophisticated investor Jerry left the gate open and the rabbit escaped the very day before the show. Realizing his mistake Jerry offered his pet hamster up as a substitute but Jerry’s parents did not have the heart to tell him it has been dead for several weeks. PO had to play along as the he knew the kids needed something to come of the hat.

NOR’s problems only got worse when they asked Jerry to get some logo’s of the internet for the coming CR press release. Jerry saw no harm in lifting one of the largest teleco’s on the planet. To be sure Jerry used Microsoft paint to obscure the logo but he lacked the skill set of an experienced graphic designer in this regard. Desperate for any good news the Norwidians took this of as an obvious sign of a imminent deal. Anxious to avoid a scene Shane was forced on hotcopper to set the record straight. Holla was having none of that insisting that NOR was being tricky and it was there were bots at play.

PO’s romance with the south east Asian girl had also been a rough ride. After he was convinced she fell for him for just his personality PO was beginning to release that she was little more materialistic that first envisaged. She ended up making an ultimatum “Paul if you can’t call me on android then don’t call me at all” . Anxious for some nooky PO leant on his team double hard and said “ Get android out by the 17^th of June “.

We live in hope that an android call may be all it takes it rekindle the hot and spicy romance and that the wedding may still happen next quarter.

On the upside the circus will be fully funded for the next quarter so game of NORNS’s now has funding to continue next season. Will PO get the white labels ? Will Nooze calm down and be back in town ? Does the world want Corona ?

Find out next week on game of Norns