Game of NORN’s season 2 episode 3 In keeping with this week’s...

Game of NORN’s season 2 episode 3

In keeping with this week’s theme game of NORN’s has been leaked a little early.

Dark days Norwidians at castle NOR on Thursday my friends.

The small group of NOR diehards had dwindled down the remaining few of Holla, Brentv, Disco, Discerning, Ozgem,Wildman, bigfatbudgie and the rooster formally known as Andy meekly throwing out token efforts against the downrampers indiscriminate blows. Even Billy, Gyro and Coco had bailed. Grave concerns are still held for Offender who chucked the dummy minutes before a 40% increase in share price.

The Chateau lies boarded up and notability absent is the wave pool. The nearest Brentv gets to maids now is working with middle aged broad shouldered tree carrying Ukrainian Lady by the Name of Klavdiya who he helps Brentv change somewhat soiled sheets on Sunday’s at the rent by the hour motel in Byron, hoping to earn a few extra quid before Brent's the wife finds about their new financial situation. Thankfully Klavdiya keeps her moustache very neatly trimmed in true French fashion which reminds him of what could have been. Request from Discerning for Klavdiya’s phone number have so far been politely refused.

To our surprise Billy may have jumped back in the game. He had actually put his name down on the voluntary self-exclusion list at the NOR casino but he was able to drag a dustbin over to the toilet window and climb back in for just one more punt to win it all back. Billy was briefly startled to find 2 odorous angry men hiding under the dumpster drinking cooking sherry and even more alarmed to learn that is was Coco and Gyro, mumbling something about the NOR dream. They have checked into rehab and we are sending them some world phone credits to aid their recovery.
At Norwood HQ tensions were also running high. Shane was feeling the heat of being stuck in between an angry mob, thirsty and for any information to but their minds at ease and some angry overworked computer programmers. Not to mention a jet lagged, CEO with the world on his shoulders and a ticking clock constantly by his side.

PO was beginning to regret taking the decision to hire his elderly neighbor Mrs Robinon’s adult son called Kevin for the android programing gig. Kevin was laid off driving mining trucks in kalgoorlie and had taken up residence in her basement. Mrs Robinson had not been entirely truthful in recommending Kevin to PO as his interest in computers lied on the spectrum of wearing women’s lingerie which he pinched off clotheslines whilst playing World of Warcraft then it did at understanding backend android architecture.

Fortunately in the global economy a solution was found after PO placed an add on freelancer for “ Help me build a global federated network “. A small Pakistani orphan boy computer wiz by the name of Abdulla was happy to accept the bid for 38 bucks and growing exposure for his new found talents to create world phone 2 android attention Friday afternoon. This could have explained the rather than share spike seen in Friday.

As we have said on multiple occasions. We don’t know people like this show all of sudden and we told people many times we are still in discussion regarding future episodes. Stop calling and let us get this show on the road.

Good luck to all and well done Shane for your fine work this week under immense pressure !