I rang the number that Melua quoted below(without the international dial code of course) and a lady answered "Southport Caravan park. Can I help you?" After exchanging pleasantries I inquired as to whether she had seen a drab little man wanting to use the internet. Without hesitation she quickly advised that there was such a man staying in the park. He was dressed in obviously 3rd generation tracky dacks, wearing a World Series Cricket tshirt with a faded picture of Ian Redpath and wearing a Broncos beanie. He also was carrying around a golf club. My ears pr_cked to this information but wanting to make sure I had my man I probed further. She indicated that this fellow was allways using the internet. She expressed alarm at the number of Woodstock bourbon and cokes this individual was guzzling and the foul language(and odours)eminating from his mouth while one finger typing. I was almost convinced I had my man but one final piece of information confirmed it. Accompanying this character as it lurched around the caravan park was a scruffy, smelly, yappy dog who yep you guessed it responded to the name Tony.
"Remember Melua, its not a lie if you believe it"
AGM Price at posting:
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