Gender Confusion, page-92

Pity that eagle, who has so frequently accused others of talking "dribble", has, after so many attempts to insult another, only ever has managed to amuse his/her/its readers instead. Surely, it's time the eagle also learned when and where apostrophes should be placed at the same time as learning about a new word for him/her/it, viz drivel.

If you wish to insult another person eagle, at least do so without making us laugh at your ridiculous ignorance.