*phone rings at Norwood HQ**Call diversion activated to PO who's...

*phone rings at Norwood HQ*
*Call diversion activated to PO who's browsing black skivvies at Big-W*
"Yello! You've reached the Big Kahuna at Norwood Systems"
"Oh Hi this is Optus, we were just looking for an AI assistant to screen calls, how come you answered and not your screener?"
PO:"Would you believe we're just rebooting the mainframe?"
Optus:"No"
PO:"Would you believe our work experience kid spilled his Fanta on the laptop and it's drying out?"
Optus:"No"
PO:"How about we're just moving from the pamphlet stage to thinking about actually writing some code?"
Optus:"Anyway, look, you may have heard we've had some security issues and we're looking for an ultra secure and consumer friendly difference in how our clients can access voicemail, visual voicemail and have calls screened for spam."
PO:"Look no further, do I have the product for you. Flick over to our website for everything you need to know about us...