How presumptuous of you Rob826 to even, for a moment , think...

How presumptuous of you Rob826 to even, for a moment , think that my post referred directly to you!

As you appear to believe this to be, in your words. "fact", then evidently you agree and confirm that, as quoted in my post, your own contributions represent "spamming and endless drivel".

Your acceptance therefore, would appear to be somewhat errant on your behalf as it is a clear admission of your guilt. May I paraphrase, in your words, "the truth won't be moderated". Therefore, this confirmation and acceptance of your actions will forever be here for all to see, unless it is moderated. As it is "fact" though, it won't be moderated and I am getting dizzy going around in circles!

I do in fact find your posts highly valuable, as they provide my right index finger with the recommended daily exercise requirements as I scroll through. You sometimes leave me breathless when you run 4 or 5 posts in a row, but my stamina is improving and I look forward to the day when you post up to 10 in a row and I can scroll through them without breaking a sweat.

In closing, please remember, it is not all about you and I trust you have not upset the person to whom my post was directed.

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