I could give a lengthy dissection of this absurd nonsense, but I...

I could give a lengthy dissection of this absurd nonsense, but I won't bother to indulge it any further than to point out the fact that your condition that the other party first organise a million dollars in cash to be fronted, along with vague terms, clearly (further) demonstrates that you are bluffing.

It is beyond transparently obvious to all but the willfully blind that you are absolutely lying through your teeth all through these threads.

Go play with your garage full of supercars, after several hundred years of studying and working and earning so many millions of dollars, you clearly deserve it, even though you say you don't have enough money to retire yet (cute story, needs more dragons).