Again you're repeating your ridiculous straw-man arguments....

Again you're repeating your ridiculous straw-man arguments. No-one is irked by your investments, or how long you choose to hold. They're irked by your personality and conduct here because you can't accept or even allow opposing voices or opinions. You feel the need to shout down anyone with a dissenting view, and it's earned you some antagonistic followers over the years. Those followers have noticed discrepancies in your numerous fanciful claims, so it's not specifically that people think your single-digit average is bullsh*t; it's that they think almost all of your claims are bullish*t. It really is that simple.