alterations fo us markets

To be able to sell their monitors in the US, bzi need to make some modifications.

Now what would they be?....

. bigger buttons.
. less buttons, on, off - any more might confuse.
. pretty colours (sorry colors).
. a big green or red flashing light saying GOOD or BAD.
. a feature to detect if the patient is either a terrorist, communist, Mexican, pervert or from Ohio.
. a feature to test the patients credit rating.
. a feature to test wether the patient actually has a brain. This is the US, after all.
. a test to see if the patient is armed with a sub machine gun. Actually that's pointless, because sub machine guns are allowed - it's our right!

any other suggestions?