General discussion, page-5170

Jeez Fitz don't waste the skin on your fingertips with such a vitriolic and abusive poster,
Whatever gendered person is behind the keyboard reminds me of the Irish math teacher introducing fractions ,
To the class, can anyone draw the number 3,
So of course, its Little Johnny who draws a Tree.
Ah says the teacher, I don't quite understand your interpretation, however lets continue.
I want you all to multiply that by 3,
With that little Johnny immediately drew a another tree with a dog cocking his leg on the tree.
With that the teacher asked how is that related to to question?
To which johnny answered,
It's Dirty Tree!
The teacher then asked, what is a third of 100?
Johnny immediately held up his drawing with a dirty big blob under the tree,
OK Johnny whats that represent ...................
Johnny, dirty tree and a turd.

Is guess that's,

"Woods from the trees!"