I don’t know who made you Lambsauce but I’d lay London to a...

I don’t know who made you Lambsauce but I’d lay London to a brick that you’re not 24 (the way you write shows maturity & experience beyond those years) & whoever made you is a regular poster here because you seem too relaxed & familiar for a newbie.
In short . . . I reckon you’re a psyop who’s work was so successful that you’re being saved to be bought back at a later date. If I’m wrong, I wish you all the best. If I’m right . . . It was damn impressive.