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Top Funny Prize Ideas – “Made of Niobium” Edition

1. The “Pure Niobium Paperweight”
   …that’s obviously just a spray-painted potato rock, labeled with a shiny plaque:
   “Guaranteed 0.000001% Niobium. Probably.”

2. The “Niobium-Coated Toilet Seat of Glory”
   Spray-painted silver seat with a plaque:
   “For those who sat through all the delays and still believed.”
   Optional: attach a "Flush the Doubt" button.

3. “WA1 Niobium Bling Ring”
   A giant fake gemstone ring, engraved with:
   “Certified Speculator”
   Delivered in a velvet box with a note:
   “Careful, it may cause irrational confidence in resource timing.”

4. The “Niobium Nugget of Knowledge”
   A lump of metal (any metal) on a pedestal with a sign:
   “Touched by geologists. Blessed by brokers. Still waiting.”

5. “Limited Edition WA1 Niobium Fidget Spinner”
   Because you need something to do while refreshing the ASX page every 3 minutes.

6. “MRE Release Celebration Candle – Niobium Scented”
   A plain candle with a label that says:
   “Smells like dust, drill rigs, and crushed dreams – but hey, it’s niobium!”

7. “WA1 Executive Stress Ball – Infused with Niobium Vibes”
   A regular stress ball, but grey, with “Breathe in the MRE. Breathe out the panic.” printed on it.

8. “Custom Niobium Medal of Patience”
   Looks like a World War medal, but says:
   “For gallantry in the face of indefinite delays and ASX suspense.”
   Bonus points if it's ridiculously heavy.

9. “Niobium-Infused Anti-Dilution Amulet”
   Necklace with a fake crystal and the blessing:
   “Wards off cap raises… allegedly.”

10. “WA1 Limited Edition Niobium Salt Shaker”
    Because everyone's salty while waiting. Engraved:
    “Add a pinch to your next price target.”