Eberybuddy bin wonderin wat dat Mista Madoffmon don do wid alls de moneytings. Eberybuddy wonderin.
Wat be happenin be dis. Ones dayting, ah be sittin dere, pissful as eber, smokin de Numba Ones an tinkin de tots dat be runnin roun an roun in sides ma hed.
Den dis mon comin ups an be sayin dat him be de Mista Madoffmon, de biggy investamon froms Amrika. Hims be askin de fambily to be investin in de prymid skim an be makkin de lots ob de moneyting.
Mista Linkonmon be tellin Mista madoffmon dat him not tinkin de prymids be lookin so goody in Trenchytowns, sittin dere likes de biiggy boofy in de carpak.
Mista Madaffmon be tellin Mista linkonmon dat hims be gotted plentys ob de moneytings. Sos mista Linkonmo askin hims wedder hims be interested in buyin de Bucknhom Castile an de Sidney Opra Hous an de Effel Towerting, trow in londn Brig fo frees, an dat Mista Madoffmon gotted mos excitables.
Sos Mista Linkonmon says to dat Mista Madoffmon dat him be trowin in de Queenladymon an de coggies an de Popiemon ifs hims be makin de sales dere an den an dat dis be de deals ob de centry.
Dat Mista Madoffmon be tinkin an tinkin an makin de figgres on de papper an usin de calclator an phonin de wif an eberyting, den hims be sayin ok, begos hims wif wantin to be habbin de teating wif de queenladymon, sos him be gibbin Mista Linkonmon de 150 bijllion dollsa an gettin de tittie dids froms Mista Linkonmon. Dis poor ol' Holymagimon be de witeness ob de sales an dat be a fak.
Sos, bro bros an sistaladymons, dat were alls de moneytings dat Mista Madoffmon bin collected froms eberybody done bin gone.
Mista Linkonmon be botted de newy carting, de newy shoeting an de newy nektieting.
De fambily be doin arright an dat be de fak. I be tinkin dat dat de popiemon an de queenladymon be habbin de sassagers an tost wid Mista Maddooffladymon jus dis verry momen.
but plis be kippin dis sikret to yoselfs, don be tellin nobuddys abouts dis, begos dis be de sikret.
Piss on allls de bro bros an de sistaladymons an de biggy blassin ob de Lod.
