Uncle Gerry - The Bleating Billionaire!Remember in primary...

Uncle Gerry - The Bleating Billionaire!

Remember in primary school when there was always that kid that needed the teachers assistance every 5 minutes?

Reminds me of Uncle Gerry.

"I know I'm a grown up & a businessman - but it can be tough to keep a few billion warm on the stove especially when I'm literally being attacked by the following...

1. The market.

2. Capitalism.

3. Free trade.

4. Asians who are better at business than me.

5. About to have another tanty - can't think of anymore right now - leave me alone!!!!!!!!!"

How many honour cards from the teacher does this well fed vampire squid want?

The baby bonus didn't help too many babies, but between Uncle Gerry & Foxtel I'm sure they had tummy rubbing parties together.

Yum yum yum!

Rub a dub dub!

That's right! - The $1000.00 stimulus payment!

Browngoods, whitegoods - all good in the hood!

"Whoops forgot about that - just detail - I'm a big picture guy and I'm hurtin' dammit!"

"I believe in small government & minimal interference in the market - but please get big on me now Mama!"

Regards

A friend of Gerry