Bob, aged 92, and Mary, aged 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They were discussing their wedding plans, whilst out for a stroll and past by a chemist. Bob said to Mary, "Lets go in."
Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist and tells him they're about to get married and says, "Do you sell heart medication?"
"Of course we do. " The pharmacist replies.
Medicine for gout and rheumatism?" continues Bob.
"Definitely." says the pharmacist.
"How about Viagra?", Mary chimes in.
"Yes, maam, we do." says the pharmacist.
"Medicine for arthritis, memory problems, jaundice?" asks Bob.
"Yes." says the pharmacist, now becoming a little annoyed.
"What about wheelchairs and walkers." said Bob. "And don't forget sleeping pills,antacids, and incontinence pads for men and women." Mary said.
"Yes, we have a very extensive range, just have a look around and see for yourself." says the chemist "and we give seniors and pensioners special discounts. Why all the questions?" says the pharmacist.
"That's all good then." Bob says "We'd like to register your store for all our wedding gifts,please."
