I'll have all you bloody Liberals know I was once 'first...

I'll have all you bloody Liberals know I was once 'first bloke'

It wasnt such a bad job I found that I could cope

But now all I do is lounge around he house and mope

But now Julias got a professors job so I live in hope

I think Professor Tim sounds pretty good to me

So I guess we'll just have to wait and see

I think some left wing Uni head will come to the party

Now I don't profess to be some kind of smartie

But in the realms of academia Labor has some clout

Professorships to many ex Labor pollies have already been handed out

So next time that you see me I may have my trencher and gown

You bloody Libs will then have a hard job of calling me a clown