gillard bingo

Gillard Bingo !





Here is something to help make Julia Gillard's speeches almost tolerable.

Draw up a page in squares

Write each of the phrases below in a different square

Simply print and distribute this page to friends and listen to Julia's next speech

(be sure to read directions at the bottom).



LET ME BE CLEAR


WE WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE


THIS HISTORIC OCCASION


MOVING FORWARD


OBVIOUSLY, I’VE SAID TIME AND TIME AGAIN

I CAN'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION, BUT WHAT I CAN TELL YOU IS THIS


THE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE WILL DECIDE


THERE ARE THOSE WHO SAY


WE WILL SET UP AN OFF SHORE PROCESSING CENTRE IN EAST TIMOR


INHERITED FROM THE PREVIOUS GOVERNMENT

BACK FROM THE BRINK


UNPRECEDENTED CHALLENGES


BACK FROM THE BRINK


IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO


THE RIGHT FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY

WE WILL BE BACK IN SURPLUS BY 2012/13


WE WILL SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS THAN TOTAL TRANSPARENCY


THE RIGHT MIX AND BALANCE


THIS IS GAME CHANGER


RESTORE OUR REPUTATION

THERE WILL BE NO CARBON TAX UNDER A GILLARD LABOR GOVERNMENT


ACHIEVE GOOD OUTCOMES


ADDRESS ENVIRONMENTAL CONCERNS


THE BIGGEST ECONOMIC CHALLENGE SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION


THIS GOVERNMENT HAS CREATED THOUSANDS OF NEW JOBS


Rules for Bullshit Bingo:
1. Before Julia Gillard's next televised speech, print your copy of "Bullshit Bingo"
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of the words and/or phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"