Rampage wrote: "Gillard did say that she preferred giving presents that lasted for thirty years or more like watches & brooches,"
The durability of her gifts is in stark contrast to the normal duration her past dalliances, er., I mean 'alliances'...
Even the dagger must have been encrusted with faux gems.
It will serve to remind Kev of Ms Pinocchio 30 years hence.
(Sir) Lunchalot
Scoffer Extraordinaire
