What is the difference between girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 58 and 68? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21; A woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful!with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30; A woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35; She is like India or Spain. Very hot, perfectly relaxed, and totally convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40; A woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but, can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50; She is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60; She is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet, and the borders are practically un-patrolled, but, the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 A woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas! no future (bit like Tony Blair).
After 70; She's like Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
