I have the unfortunate duty of informing you...that Gobbo has...

I have the unfortunate duty of informing you...that Gobbo has exploded.

Yes, that's right - exploded.

You see, for years the Gobster has attempted to deliver pineapples to other Hot Copper members. Unfortunately, over 90% of them were of the so-called "boomerang pinapple" variety. The main characteristic of this variant is that, no matter how hard you try and deliver it to someone else, it always ends up...well, up your own date.

For years, Gobbo has been waving off that increased bloating feeling, as being due to the burgeoning size of his margin loan account, as he went short things about to double in price and went long right at the peak of a share's sentiment. However, he was mistaken!

It was actually a build up of pressure from the vast number of boomerang pineapples accumulating up in his...well..."lower digestive tract".

Then, just a couple of nights ago, he said:-

"gold taking an absolute flogging"

And, what do you know? Gold immediately sky-rocketed $US10/oz!

Well, that pineapple looped around in mid-air, picked up speed, went flying straight up Gobbo's date and BOOM!!!!

The Gobster exploded in a shower of red and yellow goo!

[The pineapple farm foreclosure auction will be held in the offices of Golden Circle, next Thursday night. There is no reserve.]