oh, one thing I don't suppose any of you will visit me on my...

oh, one thing

I don't suppose any of you will visit me on my death bed - but, just in case.

To be eligible - you have to be able to crack jokes as I am dying - if you can't, I definitely won't be happy.

You can never have enough jokes - there isn't enough time in life.

Any jokes will do - off color, PC, dirty, political - whatever.


Life without laughter just isn't worth it