You missed the key word "Man-made climate change" or as it used to be known, "AGW" OR as I call it "AGFrying."
But wait, there is more, three for the price of one (ie throw in the steak knives) - wait till we have global cooling. Guess what, these religious fanatics will tell us that too is due to AGFrying! Droughts (even the rain that falls won't fill our dams and river systems), floods and global cooling - AGFrying is all things to all men (and women, of course).,
