No the are specialist doctorates known as witchdoctors. Pay a...

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    No the are specialist doctorates known as witchdoctors.

    Pay a witchdoctor enough and you can have any fact you imagine. Wichdoctors are not bound by ethics or science.

    Want global cooling? No worries, a paid position on a tea party think tank and you can have all the global cooling you like.

    Want undersea volcano CO2 expanded by two orders of magnitude? Not a problem. Give me a directorship and a couple of gold prospecting leases in Saudi Arabia. Add a bit of discrete state funding and we might even dig up King Solomon's mines.
    Last edited by Gneissic: 16/09/14
 
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