An old fellow applied for a job as a lumberjack on a forest plantation. The foreman looked dubiously at him, but decided to give him a go. He pointed to a tree, and told him to show him what he could do, and he'd come back after lunch and have a look. Sure enough, on his return the tree was felled, stripped, and split into planks. "OK, nice work. I'm impressed. Where did you learn the trade?" "Sahara." "Sahara. As in, like, Sahara Desert?" "Yeah, well, that's what they call it now..."
