***goblin shorts oil during a hurricane*****

Yes folks in another amazing feat the Goblin is to short oil from the comfort of his 55 foot 24 carat gold plated cruiser, studded in yellow diamonds from Kimberley as he navigates the treachorous and choppy waters surrounding Hurricane Rita.

With his finger poised, Goblin ponders what unimagineable carnage and damage will be unleashed upon the unwitting and blinded oil market players. Without a second thought he leans forward, holding his cigar tentatively in his left hand and puts the final phases of the destruction of the oil market in to play.