I come from sout east Queensland Goblin, so I'm somewhat of an authority on pineapples. Basically you have 2 varieties. You have your rough skin pineapple and then you have your smooth skin pineapple.
trust me if you have ever seen a smooth skin pinapple it really isn't going to make that much difference to you.
I would loading the truck with some of those $70 barrels of oil.