god is on our side, page-3

I've told this story before but will repeat it if anyone is relying on god on their side.

A local parson was strolling through his parish when he spotted one of his flock tending to his garden. He ambles over and says "that's a fine job you and the lord are making of that garden". "Aye" replied the parishoner "you should have seen it when the lord had it on his own".

Don't rely on fairy stories to determine your outcomes.