It will start off a lovely November, Tuesday morning, the sun will appear as a pale yellow smear in a polluted sky. People will come out of their stacked, packing containers to greet the morning. Australia's Prime Minister Mae Ling will be telling everybody that thanks to better farming practices each family will now be able to purchase six potatoes per week, also the small asteroid mentioned several weeks back will pass close to the earth and may cause a spectacular display, but we have nothing to worry about. By mid-morning there will be a run on toilet paper the likes of which the world has never seen and just like that the population problem will be solved.
